Except dogs. The raw unconditional love and affection from them makes it all worth it!!! I mean who else will save us from all the evil mailmen and UPS drivers.
This literally only applies to cats. Who is this bjtch?
@Somervillage, when I lived by cotton and soy fields, our cats killed all the rodents in the area. So even then, they are capable of more than what this person has said.
Licking could be another similarity in this case..
Sugar daddies used to get the sex as a part of the deal. Did this stop? Because if I do it my penis is coming out at some point.
The difference is I'm not wasting money. I gladly spend it on my pets.
Perhaps this person is looking for the wrong sort of relationship from a domesticated house animal.
Honestly, the worst part about being a pet owner is being alive
Sounds like something a car owner would say
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I know particularly Chevy owners