From the internet research I've done, this is still a win.
@ThePandaPool , mind sharing your sources? I'll need them for a "paper" I'm gonna "write"
@JewishXenu, I cant really site my sources, but if you look into Brandy Love, she has done extensive research on the subject.
@ThePandaPool , I bet she can't believe how much bigger and better you are than your dad.
@Ryanlglass, honestly this isnt my category, but she just stands out because she really seems to enjoy her job.
@ThePandaPool , yeah. From what I’ve seen, the step-son zone just means you never have to pull out.
@ThePandaPool , Here have my like you dirty heathen
Sounds like the plot to a porno
@Smash Like Gaston, sounds like my kink
Won’t be the first time me and dad shared I mean “oh nooooo don’t do that”
Some single dad is gonna see this and take advantage of the situation.
@TheStarHawk, "hey chick...my sons been saying you friend zoned him"
This ones for you, dad.
I HATE BEING IN THE FRIEND ZONE!
Careful... this only makes me harder...
I’m willing to do that to help my dad get laid.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Okay but like, what if I'm into that
I’ve done enough “research” to see this as an absolute win
I’ve seen enough porn to know this will benefit me in ways we can all imagine. Except instead of calling me by name you will continually call me step-son as though you need to repeatedly clarify for legal reasons.
What a time to be a dad
Might actually find out where that ñîggä is
Ha my dad’s dead get owned petty lady
Hey Son, I need you to do me a favor.
I suddenly need nursing again after all these years
You'll have to fight my ex-girlfriend for it as she is currently dating my dad (wish I was kidding)
Well, you’d better be into necroohilia then.