Just because you put his dick in your mouth he doesn't count as a ex.
@m3styles, I volunteer to be Taylor Swift’s ex
@Richard Cypher, careful she might write a song about your below average Weiner size just to spite you
@megamanx181x, that’s fine, because that means I got far enough to show it to her, and when you get that far it’s too late to stop
@Richard Cypher, hahahahaha truth!!!
Kermit: “So can a public toilet, but that’s none of my business.” *sip*
Need new material there Taylor