Better tuck that in, you’re gonna get it caught on a trip wire.
@Sarcastic Wombat, I gotta find bubbaaaa
@Sarcastic Wombat, he jus have big gums
He should've gotten goggles for dem lips
“You better tuck that in or you gonna get it caught on a trip wire”
Jay Z wouldn’t even need a parachute
Ha! got em!
because of suprising butt sex?
I straight up thought it was a monkey at first and I was like who the hell would do that to a monkey
Pro-tip: breathe through your nose and you won't feel like you're suffocating.
Does anyone know of that's an actually Ram player, and where to find this video? I don't recognize the person.
Went sky diving before. Loved it and hated it. Would do it again just not the same way as before. Fück that
@NameyMcNameFace, how did you do it the first time?
@Prime Umbra, so I did it. Stupidly the first time. First I went through a third party to find the license skydiver. Which was probably a 200% mark up. Had to travel to a city about 3 hours away. The city had a population of 200 and had a church in every corner. (Got to love texas) found the private runway. Across the street from the one grocery store in town. Which is fine. After waiting for a while the skydiver showed up and went over the basics and made some skydiving jokes. (Which you laugh at now, but at the time you cringe) then after the hour safety course, (Which was bullshït becasue it was tandem, which means they spent a hour teaching me to wear a backpack built for two) then after signing paperwork saying if he cuts us loose to save his own ass we won’t sue. Finally the pilot shows up with the plane. And holy shït. This fücked was built in 1956 was the same yellow as park spot in an abandon gas station. The only seat was the pilot seat. The entire back which was big enough..
@NameyMcNameFace, damn that’s wild. I’m certified to scuba dive and had a really disorganized experience in the Bahamas. We booked it through our cruise line and man was it a mess. It was like a 20 minute walk to the shuttle. Then drove 30 minutes across the island to the scuba place and they were just so lost and just no coordination going on what so ever. Then we got done so late that our ship nearly left us so we had to sprint to make it back in time. The boat took off 10 mins after we boarded. Next time I go I’ll do doing a dedicated dive trip and probably do a trip with scuba instructors so it won’t be a disaster. No way in hell I could sky dive though I’m terrified of heights. But in the sea I’m totally calm.
@NameyMcNameFace, for two people. But don’t worry there was a mat back there like in grade school. So I. Am sitting there just praying that it can get high enough up to even safely jump out of and to my surprise it was. However the entire climb up the pilot was farting the nastiest fart I have ever smelt. I started to think that I would just jump out without the skydiver. Until we got at cloud level, (a lot lower then advertised) so I did what was instructed and sat in the skydivers lap. Let him play with my harness hoping he didn’t fück up and kill me. Scooter ourselves to the edge and fell out in the middle of the cloud. After the chute came, he started doing looped d loops. And screw drivers. And none of that was on the hour long training so that was a fun surprise. Oh and the harness went up in to my groin once he pulled it. He didn’t apply it properly.