I just put it in a jar and tell people its a new gluten-free diet trend.
Sure I can't have a kid but the look on their faces when I chug my own love juice is incredible.
@Sebastos, bonus points of they drink some too!
@Sebastos, I store my creamy goo in the closet then sell it as a sports drink
@Sebastos, Butters? Is that you?
@Good Guy Satan, how you know Butters?
@KittyVonClaude, I actually guest star on that particular show
Can confirm. 100% accurate. Just like me.
I do that on rainy days, water rides, locker room showers. They never know.
Silence of the lambs had an interesting scene
I think I saw that one on pornhub