I became a master of death coasters using roller coaster tycoon
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, that is the best use for that game
@seeUpee, I imagine that involves launching riders into a rival theme park and since technically the deaths ocurred there and not at your park that makes your park the popular one.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I really explored my inner sadist with that game. I once designed a very popular theme park that was based around a single, very long pathway with attractions along each side. Then I designed a roller coaster that derailed the passengers at ground level directly along that path and place it at one end. I brought in the maximum amount of people into the park before blocking the exit and removing all attractions but the death coaster before running it for the first time. The railcar went off the end and traveled along the path, crushing everybody, who couldn’t get out of the way. I managed to get something like 500 casualties from the one incident.
I also liked to pick up costumed entertainers and put them in water, let them drown just to the point of slipping below the surface, and then pluck them out of the water to save them before putting them right back in.
@I Are Lebo, thats actually very cost effective cause drowned workers wont ask for a salary or a raise
@meeeh, ehh, cost effectiveness isn’t really a concern. Every theme park I ever built in RCT would’ve been bankrupted by court costs and payouts.
@I Are Lebo, bravo on both scenarios
@AJMalone, still the funniest part of that game.
*immediately buys ticket*
If we don’t die do we get to go again?
My death rollercoasters always invoved the waterslide rides with rubber boats in sandbox mode. I made them freaking high going all the way down and then right after arriving at the bottom the boats skip over a little bump and all the passengers went like "weeeeeh". end of the story. And end of the passengers
I’d prefer the family guy approach of a rube goldberg machine that shoots you.
Peter: What was the point of all that?! It just shoots you!
what if they dont die though?
do they just stare at the person to that started the rollercoaster like "the frick im gonna do now you fool"
A roller coaster can get through a loop in like 3 seconds. You're gonna need a lot more than 7 loops if you want to starve someone's brain of oxygen, arent you?
@synergy2, not if the g force pulls the blood from your brain.