When you play soccer but your parents want you to play basketball
@Top Commenter, Y-Yo-You did it. You fvcking did it. You lived up to your name.....
And hey look at that now I'm turned on
@normally weird, this made me more turned on than I usually am...
It would been all net if he was wearing Nike instead of Adidas
@ChingChongPingPong, his shoes are Nike though...
@the turnt turtle, and yes I am indeed fun at parties
I'm a straight male and this turned me on something fierce
@TheOneWeLike, heck I'm a guy and I'm- wait dammit beat me to it
Justin Bieber is pretty good at soccer
But he can't skateboard to save his life
I did the same thing with my dick in a bowling alley
Whatever......my grandma could do that.
Nothing but ne.... oh. Pfft. Weak.
Hey, hold my.... juice? (That's a kid right?)
His name is Zach Hamilton. He's on vine