Haha, I remember that bell boy.
@Donald Trump, and here i thought that was all a dream I had caused by all that alcohol I consumed during my shifts as a bellboy
@Donald Trump, I knew the interns were second best. Is it cause the bell boy asked for just a tip?
@Efrainlikesrain, shhh *grabs a stack of hundreds and makes it rain*
@RhettandLink, every time
@Donald Trump, Dirk Gently?
Well I was going to watch porn after this new update but I guess I'll just have to imagine the rest of this
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I don't even need to imagine. I just look at the words "Donald's supple breasts" and boom. Semenating everywhere.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, it exists. You can buy it on Amazon
It costs 1.99 and had a 4.7 out of 5 rating with 414 reviews.
Oh my god I actually saw this on Amazon. Trump Temptations is a real thing... I thought the author was just demented, I'm kinda pleased I saw this post (but also kinda not because it reminded me of that goddamn book)
It was my first day. I saw him in the hallway and asked him where the lobby was.
"Down the hall and to the left," he said.
@Whole Inn Juan, Home Alone 2!
Missed a great opportunity to call the book trumptations
Go and pick it up!
Please be real
@3d2y, look right above..
@celtics313131, I Ike slang but that's just dumb
@CrazyRightWinger, you are certainly correct
It's free on wattpad this is brilliant
God emperor trump is the best thing that couldve happened to this country and its sucks so much that liberals will never realize how horribly wrong they are.
Wholly sh1t, this is a real thing. It's in the book store.
Im gonna buy it
I ship it