I’ve never wanted to tickle a father so badly!
@Child Slapper, I never wanted to motorboat one so badly.
I don't know what kinda dad you had but my dad likes strippers. Maybe it's just because I have a manchild for a dad.
@Emp4th, you must have a very special relationship with your dad
@Snip216, Oh, he's a really sensitive soul. I can't say any of this shjt to his face because he'll either start crying or screaming at me. But other than that he's not too bad.
@Emp4th, the relationship between a father and their child is so beautiful~
@Snip216, I know right.
@Emp4th, My old man was with us at my brothers bachelor party, he turns to me and says with 100% seriousness: “she’s not as good looking as your mother”
@Emp4th, I think it's more what father wants to imagine (or see) their daughter stripping. It's like p0rn. Everyone watches it, but no one wants to recognize their daughter in it
@Emp4th, I do not have chitlens of my own, but I assure you, if I ever become a father- my love for strippers will not diminish. So long as I don't have a daughter that then decides to be a stripper. Then my heart will ache. But perhaps a family discount would help sooth the pain....?
#Boobsthispic #teapots101 #forscience
Funniest thing I heard recently was Dave Landau when Crowder was showing him Lil Nas’ VMA performance. Dave was like, “I’m glad my father is dead”
@Snarfel Burger, his buttery soft deadpan voice made it even better
@WelI Obviously, I definitely want to catch one of his shows if he’s ever near my town!
@Snarfel Burger, for sure! I'm in Rochester, MN and I think he was in northern Iowa a little while back, but fingers crossed for just a bit closer someday
@WelI Obviously, I’m in Southwest MO and he’s in Kansas soon. Wondering if I should make the 5 hour trip or wait. Lol
Really. Anyone have any idea who this is? I can’t figure it out.
"the grill meat"
I’d like to help her with her daddy issues