Id just hide at home no one looks for me anyways
@green shirt guy, you ok bro?
@I Hid Your Remote, yea I'm chillin at home
Probably where ever my dad hid when we played hide and seek 26 years ago. You're a good hider, pops, I give up now!
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, Found ya! Now you hide kiddo!
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I’d hide at my girlfriends house. She goes to another school so you wouldn’t know her.
Lake Mini-Wanker .......HA!!
I live at the base of a mountain, on the mountain there’s an old abandoned mine. Most people wouldn’t go in because it’s pretty dangerous, but this is 1billion dollars we’re talking about. There are passageways and tunnels to hide in. I think that’s where I’d hide
@TheCoolestBean, ahhh yes, Minetunnel Mountain. Or Mt. Moon to the educated folk.
@CousinMose, ah yes very technical. GEOGRAPHY 100
You guys are suckers for answering. Now everyone’s gonna know your spot.
@I Are Lebo, lol. I could describe my spot, and still nobody could find it.
@SeelenVerKaufer , every time, right ladies?
As if I’d tell you lot. I need the money.
I’d probably go to Whittier, Alaska, then run off around there somewhere
@WickedStyx, I'd wrap myself in dirty clothes and sit in the middle of an populated city, it's not like people pay attention to the homeless anyway
You know how you see corn fields that have random patches of forest to act as a wind barrier? I would just yeet into one of those and sustain myself for the week on whatever the farmer is growing. Then use a small fraction of my billion dollars to compensate the farmer for the week of crop destruction I had caused
I'd buy a robot decoy for 50k, have it drive my car in a merry chase with a giant supplementary gas tank in the back seat feeding into the main. And I'd watch Traveler's on my couch
@Empshok, pretty sure you don’t get paid until after you win. You have 50k lying around?
@I Are Lebo, I have good credit.
@Empshok, well, it’s good to be prepared
"*super detailed explanation*... or something"
@TomPholio, Ah yes, *obscurely named location*
I live near swampland, so I’ll just go chill with Shrek.
Can I just hide in my trunk with my keys? Or is the whole world also allowed to break into my vehicle? Because that would be inconvenient
Lake Laogai. There’s no war within the walls. You’re safe here.
If I could prepare for it ahead of time, I’d get a week’s worth of water and whatever preserved food I’d need to survive, and then dig a hole in the woods and hide in it.
I have a fishing spot that no body goes to. It's an hour drive from my go house. But I have to park on the mountain, and then hike for about an additional 45 minutes. It is a beautiful spot. I will take my son there to fish when he is old enough to carry a rod.
I’d just stay home, heck people would probably pay me the money just to stay away from me...please help I’m very lonely
Well I live like an hour away from lake minnewanka, so time to go exploring!
I mean you could just drive down interstates for a week and eat and shjt
gas stations then to sleep you could just park on the side of the road and take your chances
Thought this was going to be an avatar lake laogai reference
I'd become homeless. Then I'd be invisible
I'd hide in the back of my parents attic, no way they'd be able to get to me in a week.
I would tell a friend I won $1 million and that if I could stay with him for a while (while "waiting to buy a new house so I dont have to pay anymore rent") and that if he told no one where I am (because I don't want "long lost relatives" trying to take my lottery winnings) that I would pay his rent for a year and buy him a new car. Easy.
Just go to a GNC store in the mall. Nobody will ever find you.
I would probably just find a boat and set sail for the day
Let me just ask the Mcanns
This honestly wouldnt be that hard. Just go way into the wilderness
@synergy2, I mean if 7 billion people were dead set on searching for you I feel like all the wilderness of the world would be scoured pretty quick, you’d better dig a hole or something.