As a Canadian I can confirm that exposing my skin to the elements is one of my biggest fears
@the almighty cheesus, As an Australian I can confirm that exposing my skin to a Canadian is one of my biggest turn on's.
@Culdogg, as an American, I'm offended by you both.
@RhettandLink, 'MERICA! *pew pew* 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@the almighty cheesus, don't worry, we have very cold areas with high winds that can simulate Canada, just without otters... but we do have platypus, close enough.
@TheMonkeyGod, oh my god get your sh!t together Australia they're called beavers. But yeah platypuses are fine 👍
@the almighty cheesus, we care not for your pussy animals. We care only for our blood thirsty, mauling, toxin bearing and occasionally death dealing beasts. For even the platypus is venomous.
@TheMonkeyGod, I dare you to spend two days in our land and tell me that platypuses are more terrifying than the Canadian climate. I was born with a coat already on.
@the almighty cheesus, hahahaha.... Here you can both freeze to death and die from heat in the same place. Just not at the same time. Well sometimes in the same place, but not often. Come to think, you could in the Nullarbor. Freeze at night, fry during the day. At least no animals will kill you there, not many live there.
@TheMonkeyGod, in Canada there is only one place where you can die from heat...it's actually the only source of heat other than a living animal, you must trek across the great ice plains of Alberta or Saskatchewan (and yes I can spell that without searching it or using autocorrect 😎) to find a very lonely torch which was placed to remember the great Canadian legend Kevin Bacon
@the almighty cheesus, Same here. I used to tuck my undershirt into my boxers, then tuck my shirt in my pants, and throw over a sweater can't get enough
People who are commenting without upvoting my comment are missing out because im insecure about myself and need anonymous praise.
@A Monty, SSAAAAMMMMMMEEEEE
@A Monty, it's because you're not a python
@A Monty, Aren't we all. Here you and Taquito can have up votes.
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In case anyone cares, Andrew Scott is the guy who plays Moriarty in BBC's Sherlock.