The guy is a tour guide judging from the flag and is probably putting on a show for the tourists
@super sand lesbian, imagine the lawsuits if they tricked actual tourists
Also, a question for the community. What should I do if I like the same girl my best friend likes? He's a reverse landshark, the upper body of a horse and the back parts of a shark. She's a beautiful American mare, so free spirited and cheerful and upbeat. I can watch her run through the fields all day. So what should I do in your opinions?
@The Landshark , eat your friend, sushi and mexican food
@The Landshark , show her your dank memes.
But in all seriousness. Just be a normal human being and talk to her. Be friends with her, hang out and whatnot. If she likes you, she will respond. If she doesn't, then that's her choice and accept there's nothing you can do about it. You will never know how she feels if you don't try.
@AlQaholic, the issue is I was attempting to set them up but now I developed feelings for her myself. I have no idea how my friend will react to the fact that one moment I'm helping him and the other I do this
@The Landshark , Cut back on the drugs, from the sound of it.
@The Landshark ,
Is she worth jeopardizing your friendship with your friend? Are your feelings for her unquestionable?
@The Landshark , I personally would ask her out after explaining it to MY best friend. I trust him enough to be cool that it's ultimately her choice if she likes ether of us and whoever had the bigger cajones to ask her first instead of living with the regret of "what if I had asked her out that day?"
@The Landshark , stick him with the pointy end, then stick hers end with your point
@The Landshark , just give er' some hay ma dude.
@The Landshark , give up on it. Friendships last longer. Unless you want to straight marry this girl, just don’t poke that bear. I know from too much experience. Also, never tell her you compared her to a horse.
@shnickelfritz, also, I’m really sorry you’re in that predicament because it’s painful and it feels like it won’t go away. But it will! And always remember the best way to get over someone is to find someone else!
@The Landshark , if this is a metaphor, you either work in a zoo or an animal shelter. If not, you need to stop experimenting with cross-species genetics.
@The Landshark , you have described my high school experience. I tried to hook up my friend with this girl, she didn't like him, she liked me. I was young and stupid, I didn't tell him I started to secretly date her. Long story short, lost best friends, gained enemies, she became my ex. Hated high school for it. If your friend doesn't care about the bro code then talk to him about how you feel. If he does let it go, plenty of good women out there. Believe me I'm in my 30's happy as a clam with my girl
@The Landshark , I'd say just talk to your friend about it, sneaking behind his back would be betrayal, and doing nothing could lead to you having resentment
@The Landshark , if he hasn't asked her out then she's fair game bro.
@The Landshark , talk to your buddy. You two figure it out before anything with her. Not worth losing a friend over.
@The Landshark , if two bros like the same girl, she's off limits. That's what kept me and my friends together for 13 years.
@Fvcking Nemo, lol right I forgot to update the story. Well I thought about everything you all said about what I should do and I thought,"Fvck it, I'm a landshark, a ultimate killing machine." So I ate them both. (fr tho, he found out she only likes him as a friend and said it's alright if I want to try that he truly doesn't mind)
@The Landshark , it's a trap. That will cause a lot of unnecessary awkward strain on your friendship. I learned the hard way.
@The Landshark , 2 cups of milk and 2 tbsp of butter in a sauce pan. Heat over medium heat for 15 minutes to reduce milk. Remove from heat and add cheese, garlic, and parsley. And that's how easy it is to make an alfredo sauce.
Sounds like Larry David