Check out the bark on that birch
@I shjt you not, MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
@I shjt you not, do tree got the booty? Tree dooo.
I AM HARD!
@MingeMister, hi hard, I'm dad.
@MingeMister, I am hardwood*
I am Groot
@Groot, *looks at comment scrolls on* *double takes name* *likes*
@Groot, We are Groot
@Groot, hi groot, I'm dad.
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun...
That's one hell of a trunk
She got junk in the trunk.
I guess you could say he's *puts on sunglasses* solid oak.
He wants to give Mother Nature his wood
@MathematicalGangsta, dude, watch out for the PunSniper.
@Destroyer of Food, I'm on the toilet with no windows, I thing I'm safe.... For now
@MathematicalGangsta, did you check the toilet before you sat down? Dun dun duuuuuuuun!
To groot got the booty? He grooooot.
Do she got the grooty? She grrooooot!
I like big trunks and I cannot lie
Like this if you are sittin on the toilet. Or not.
@Princess Zelda, I know you're not. Girls don't poop
That tree is giving me a reaaaal woody
"Hope you have a big truck, cause I'm putting my bike in it"
Grooty Tooty Pop That Booty
My university residence has a cheer about Groot..
We are Groot.
MY ANACONDA DON'T
Grooty like do bootree
Plot twist: It's a ball sack.
I really want to know how this happened.
4 September 2014 #4September2014
I am groot, he is groot, she is groot, cuz we're all groot hey!
I'd hit it
Looks like a lot of junk in the trunk