Psssh. The BearJew would take them both
@homeless guy, das bear juden!
@homeless guy, "he beats german soldiers with a club" "no he bashes their brains in with a baseball bat"
@homeless guy, TrueJewBear
@homeless guy, the bearJew is basically jerry Seinfeld with a baseball bat. I think Gregor clegane would eat him. 😏
I crush bats with a skull shaped baseball
@Colombian Sugar, shjt dude, I think you just won every playground who-would-win argument
@Colombian Sugar, pics or it didn't happen
In Jerry Seinfeld voice: "hello Negan…"
Saddest anime deaths
"On public television"
"Pees Mountain pants"
@TomPholio, *pees Mountain pants*
Asterisks make more sense there.
@TomPholio, he was holding it with two fingers of each hand " "
I crush bats with my skull.