A piece of that ass with a creampie desert.
@TheDoctorsTARDIS, I think you mean dessert? A creampie desert sounds like an awful, awful place
@Tony Two Hands, A creampie desert sould like when an old man finishes inside an old woman
@Thundercast2, nah he's in the next cell over
I think she's about to get a cockmeat sandwich
Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. This a porno.
@Im my own grandpa, Is what? Is what? Is what? Is what? Is what? It is?
Not to be that guy... but Texas doesn't do this anymore. One guy ruined it for everyone else, so if it's tuna day, guess what your last meal was? Tuna.
@Kezryel, how did he ruin it? He ask for something crazy?
@PandaPoots, he asked for an insane amount of food, took maybe a couple bites of everything. Last requests used to be more extravagant. From the web:
Brewer’s request? Per the New York Times, he asked for: two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecued meat with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas; a meat-lover’s pizza; one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts; and three root beers.
He apparently decided he wasn't hungry and ate none of it.
@Kezryel, at least he got what was coming to him
@Dephenistrator, yeah. I remember hearing about that right after I started working for the prison. His case was what caused "hate crime" laws.
@PandaPoots, he was also one of three asshats who drug a black man behind their truck in East Texas because black people aren't "human".
@Kezryel, yep. Total asshat. I don't even believe in hell but he and his friends make me wish it were true.
"I have a boyfriend."
Let me clear this up gentlemen... If you pay attention to your woman you'll know HOURS in advance what she wants to eat on any particular day.. she's either testing to see if you've been paying attention or testing to see if you're picky. Just get what she wants.
@copdeeznutz, yeah.... no.
@copdeeznutz, I'm 10 weeks pregnant. It. CHANGES. HOURLY.
That girl is cute, what a waste
If I was on death row I would spend every second trying to escape
I'm very offended.
@WaitWTF, Hi very offended, I'm dad!