I've never seen my penis this erect
@Super Suit, I've seen your penis that erect.
@PeanutButterPopsicle, peanut or baby carrot?
@demisnailis, He's a three foot long sausage link. It has the little connecting points and everything.
@PeanutButterPopsicle, ah. A blessing and a curse, I suppose.
@Super Suit, it can only be so eshreked
@PeanutButterPopsicle, I am your penis
Summertime saaadness, I just wanted you to know that baby you're the best
Shut up and kiss me you sexy beast
Never seen this layer before.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
@RetardedSeagull, ok guys come on. Let's get an original comment for once regarding Shrek.
@Orange Dort, amen to that
@Orange Dort, Shrek is life, Shrek is love?
@Orange Dort, yeah, all these comments are ogre now
@Orange Dort, Hey...you best check yourself before you Shrek yourself
@Orange Dort, I think your just ogrereacting.
This will do *unzips pants*
You win this time, boner
I came.... That is all
*smooth sexual male voice* He takes me with his strong oger hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my butt cheeks for shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts, but I do it for shrek.
Shrek is Love - Shrek is Life...
29 May 2014 #29May2014
"GET IN MY SWAMP!!"
It's all ogre now!
Up vote if you have seen the shrek is life video.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
It's all ogre now
@Ajax the Adequate , it's never ogre...
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
And he whispered into my ear "this is my swamp"
I'll pass on that
Shrek is Love...
Had a boner...now it's gone
Looks like he finally came out the shack
*pours boiling water in eyes*
I just realized his head is a perfect egg shape. Nothing funny to get from that, just a realization.
Say outta mah swamp! I just vacuumed in here and your feet are dirty.