Ball and chain
You know, there are some men who WANT to be married.
@Adolf Jamaal Hitler, only men who aren't married want to be married
@Adolf Jamaal Hitler, not me, I feel like if you want to get married you'll seek it, but if you never want to get married and find someone that you truly find worthy of sharing half your life with, then I'll consider marriage *parkours back to the set of assassins creed*
@His Infernal Majesty, not me, I'm married AND expecting a baby and I freaking love it. Would't want it any other way.
@ caucrasian , (is your wife on funny pics? Blink once for yes, twice for no)
@His Infernal Majesty, don't worry. This line is clean :)
@ caucrasian , no, in all reality marriage for me wasn't all bad, just an immense amount of work
@His Infernal Majesty, marriage is undoubtedly work. But, like work, given the right situation and frame of mind there is nothing quite as fulfilling and rewarding imo. It make me sad things didn't work out for you though :/
@ caucrasian , thanks but don't be, my son's mom and I get along very well now! She's one of my best friends :) a best friend who wasn't the best wife :p
@Adolf Jamaal Hitler, There's a difference?
(Also, I love your name)
@Batface, oh god I didn't mean to do that
@Adolf Jamaal Hitler, God bless you
I hate how our society makes marriage out to be some crappy end to the fun part of life. Marriage is awesome! You get to spend your life with your best friend (and every night *wink wink*)
@chaserofthelight, yeah and I don't get why people start fighting when they get married, like they were super happy when just boyfriend/girlfriend but hey, once there's a paper involved everything must change. But why?
@FrenchCanadianBitch, it's called a joint bank account
What's the shortest and longest sentence ever?
Well that's just silly, that doesn't go on a finger!
What in blazes is "a women"?
It's usually made of gold and the ball is a diamond.
Or...He could just say no.
A ball and c*ck ring?
No she gives head
You're the father. Congrats! Here you go.
Yeah that looks cool actually