This was composed by a Brit. I guarantee it.
@Jakespeare, I don't know it seems fairly accurate coming from an American
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, England is the America of Europe.
@Jakespeare, I hate when jokes about all countries are complimentary towards they're own, you have to hate everyone equally
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, well they don't secretly hate us
@redbeardedbastard, How dare you?! Lol
@redbeardedbastard, pretty much
@SailorFreddieMercury, according to South Park everyone hates Americans because we think that people don't hate Americans
@Jakespeare, yeah it really is, America should say: bada$$ football player who everyone either loves or hates
@Jakespeare, I was gonna say the same thing
@Jakespeare, trust me it's American thinking that all English are posh Londoners! If they heard 80% of the other accents from England, they put them down as the class drug dealer...
@Jakespeare, yea obviously lol.
@redbeardedbastard, well, England would be USA's older brother.. or father.
@Jakespeare, cause Ireland loves Brittain right, what with the IRA and all
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, no, I'm an American and I hate our description in this, also I've been to England and a lot of the people there are not gentlemen at all, there are more deaths/injuries due to riots at soccer/football games there than anywhere else.
@Jakespeare, def a Brit. Much hate on America in this one.
@Jakespeare, Or just a big time anglophile whose only idea of what England is really like comes from their fangirlishness over Sherlock, Dr. Who, and Loki.... There are lots of those.
@Sasuke is gay, ok I had no clue about that crazy stat, but I personally think that the jock description is WAY better than the fat slob description.
@SailorFreddieMercury, exactly what I said to the dude who commented on my comment. Americans trash America all the time. Why do other people from other countries think we are all super patriots?
@Jakespeare, am I the only one who has never met a nice Brit.
@Jakespeare, sir. I like you. I don't know why but I do
@Jakespeare, fo sho
@Jakespeare, maybe it should be "Rich asshole everyone tolerates because he gives them money" because, as an American, I can say that's the case
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, no, america is the stupid carzy guy that everyone pretends to like because he has uranium and will frame you for encouraging him to teach you a leason
@IDontGetJokes, The kid that everyone asks for help from and talks sh!t on him when they don't need help.
@Jakespeare, bet you it was an American
North Korea: The special ed kid.
@Temporal, OMFG THAT'S PERFECT!!!
Gee seems a little bit in the favor of the UK?
@Lame pun coon , *England
Mexico: The janitor
@acsdog, It said students not people
@acsdog, I chuckled at the pic but fell outa my chair laughing at that and now my teacher thinks I'm weird..
@acsdog, HEY im Mexican and i find that offensive, i swear if i wasn't cleaning this bathroom id shank you ese
There are no girls ... All the guys want to bang England?
@LesovicLP, it never says all of them are guys
Lol France is gay.
Actually, America is that brooding kid in the corner who minds his own business. No one likes him until they need help *cough WWI cough cough WWII cough cough crap I can't stop coughing*
I read through looking for Germany or Poland.. Disappointment followed.
@Matthias1205, That's because Poland is at the nurse with a concussion and Germany is suspended for giving it to him.
"America: The jock who loves himself, the one that everyone secretly hates or envies but would rather be behind him when the going gets tough!"
America, the jock who loves himself and everybody secretly hates, as well as envies, but no one will do sh1t about it because they remember that one time America killed Japan and totally got away with it. England: america's bottom b1tch, used to be way popular until they pooped their pants in front of the whole school. Australia: that creepy kid who know one fvcks with because he knows 8 different ways to kill you with a pencil and always has a knife on him. Canada: the dude who wears shorts year round. Russia: the second string quarterback. France: the kid that never showers. China: the token Asian kid. Ireland: the underage alcoholic.
@Fatpossum, the Netherlands: the weird hippie chick with a necklace made of her baby teeth. New zealand: the foreign kid who seems cool but probably has sex with goats.
@Fatpossum, this was written my an American. That guy up top probably could guarantee it
@Fatpossum, going to go out on a limb and say you're american AND you downvoted this pic for saying something bad about your precious 'Murcia
@The Antagonist, you can check my stats out. I never really vote either way for anything. Don't really care that much. And it's not really the bad about America, it's the butt love for the UK. If you're gonna trash America, at least have the courtesy to trash your own country. Someone is just a little bit jel
@Fatpossum, UK is still mad about what happened 400 years ago.
Nope. Very inaccurate, therefore not clever.
@AtlasRelieved, agreed very inaccurate
Sounds like personality results of the countries of Hetalia
@Chunky2336, it does actually. "France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much" to much accuracy there!
@Chunky2336, Especially Canada's. Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day.
This is too close to Hetalia (funny anime)
@The Gamesphere, I'm not alone! You wouldn't believe how many people on here like hetalia. I've only counted 4 so far. On the whole app. 4!!
@WhovianHetalian, I like hetalia...
@Illiterate Cat , yay!
Someone's obviously never been to England or seen an English person outside of the tv...
@AryaStarkWolf, yeah, there must be way more chavs than posh blokes
Secretly hates America? No. They made it pretty obvious.
Germany: The kid that shows up to class drunk but still manages to get A's
@Assassin1812, The kid everyone hates cause he made a really messed up joke one time, and now everyone is pretty sure he's anti Semitic
@DamienWeibs, The kid that invaded Polands locker and everyone jumped him for it.
@oldworldassasin, The kid that always hanged around with Russia, only to backstab it and then following everything America says & does
I need someone to draw this for me
@MonsterBunny, look up hetalia. You're welcome
Colombia: The drug dealer kid
You can just watch that one Hetalia episode.
Yeah it's no secret that everyone hates America
Any people on here need help using this app? Just ask me
Whos the one that always follows America around?
@Boy of Kins, England
@Captain Britain, and Mexico
Scotland, the crazy party guy who can out drink the rest out together
I'm the American but I'd rather be the Netherlands.
America: the annoying self-absorbed fat kid with a BB Gun
@Booger Itch, a BB gun eh? You are aware we have more Nukes than everyone else in the world? More enlisted military, more military personnel per capita, and a relatively large portion of armed citizens right?
I agree with the America one.
Australia is more like the kid with domestic violence issues
Never have I been more pros to be an Irishmen
When people personify America you never see them as a fat person.
Afghanistan, the kid who America and Britain beat the shjt out of because he kicked them in the balls once.
Colombia sits in the corner and sells weed
This is exactly like my school. I can put a name on everyone of these descriptions. The drunk high ones included
Korea: The short kid with a big ego that claims he knows kung-fu but cries if he gets a scratch.
I get it, Internet. Bashing America is "the thing". Thank you...
England Ireland's big step brother who beat him when he was younger D:
I guess countries can't be girls...
I guess, That hurts, True, Nope, VERY TRUE, true, errr...true, false, hehe true, great analogy.
Obviously made by a Brit...
Everyone secretly hates us?? :(
Secretly hates? I don't think anyone keeps their hatred for America a secret.
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I get annoyed with these. Yes most the time Americans seem like complete idiots but that is only half the picture. I know many Americans who are kind considerate people, who are just as embarrassed by their government as we are.
@BohemianNerd, we're all embarrassed by our government who crap all over our rights regularly, and divide our people over issues they should have no say in. Life liberty and the pursuit of happiness should never be infringed on by our government but instead of being a true republic, they want the power of a socialist state. Our forefathers weep for us.
I never liked the "class clowns" in my school because they were always jerks
Why are they all boys
I assure you its not a secret that everyone hates us.
I resent this although, the magic elephant doing planks on my desk is very amusing
China is apparently the Hermione Granger of the world
This might be a TAD bias