Bold of you to assume I would not begin to grope my new penis if I were to wake up as a boy one day.
@AnotherLurker, Bold of you to assume I wouldn't grab your new penis.
@AnotherLurker, bold of you to admit your a woman on funny pics
@megamanx181x, didnt you, many moons ago? 🤔
@sploot, I’m all disappointing man
@AnotherLurker, Aaaaand you're masturbating now
@megamanx181x, not just disappointing.....MEGAdisappointing
@WelI Obviously, you’re mega right!
@megamanx181x, *MEGAdisappointing high-five*
@AnotherLurker, ive always said if i were to wake up a dude, the first thing id do is jerk it. Also on that list would be to see what its like having to pee with a boner, and, for the good of humanity, get hit in the nuts so i could truly know what its like to feel that pain and can then accurately compare it to a womans cramps
@PunnyBaker, Those are wise words
@PunnyBaker, peeing with a boner is like playing Wii archery on nightmare mode
TBH, I’d start rubbing my snatch first. I gotta learn all of its secrets before I change back.
Who wouldn’t? I mean seriously some chick do it because they know how awesome they are
I would, of course, take full advantage of the situation. There will be no nook or cranny that goes unexplored.
After that, goal 2 would be to find the girl who's in my body and then get freaky.
@Your Waifu, what if it's an in place gender swap, not a body swap.
@codyl, then I'll improvise.
Oh I’m going to be doing a lot more then groping my boobs
@megamanx181x, think of all the things you can store in your new meat-purse! It's like walking around with your own personal glove compartment
@LowGravitasWarning, oh yeah hey FBI? it's this one over here.
@LowGravitasWarning, this sounds like something from that movie the hot chick
"Sweetheart... I'm gonna need a favor."
I've known a few women who've said first thing they'd do is helicopter.
@L McCaw, exactly what I was going to say.
@Wankershim, Your Name
@AndorraBall, to be clear, the movie is literally called "your name". Award winning anime movie. Very good.
@Shmay Fish, I agree, it’s one of the best anime movies I’ve ever seen.
I mean yes that is the plot of this movie
Life is good.
If you could not go back and we're a girl forever, provided your 18-26, find a guy and get married, now you have moved out of your parents house.
@Greathoneybagger88, If I woke up as a girl and knew it wasn't ever getting reversed, I'd embrace the hell out of that. First thing I'd do is call my best friend and get us both laid. Then I'd start career building in the same field I'm in now: IT.