@Bow To Your Senpai, the stay puff marshmallow man
@Bow To Your Senpai, God
@Bow To Your Senpai, I’d fu@k that fridge monster too. Glad I’m not the only one.
Hitler's mom, once I perfect time travel.
@Doctor Krieger, Bit of an Oedipus complex there Krieger?
@Gamasennin, if I was a clone of Hitler, wouldn't I look like Hitler!?
@Doctor Krieger, maybe? Is this misdirection?
@Doctor Krieger, Maybe, maybe not.
Is this asking us who we’d rape and murder?
@Blasphemy is Fun, basically
@Sam the Slayer, did you have to kill her five times?
That’s already a thing. Called STIs. They’re just playing the long game
@TubasDad, I was gonna say if you catch AIDS you can play this game every time you have sex
@Dr Grimmwell, too soon?
Man, too bad I'm a knight, and I've been told to go slay a dragon
"What? Dude, it's 2018, dragon's never existed, and knights don't work like that anymore, and you're American"
What a shame... But a knight's gotta do what a knight's gotta do
@Janky McSkanky, So are you going to do the dragon then?
@Average Immortal, do you want ugly lil flying donkey babies? Cause thats how you get ugly lil flying donkey babies.
Casey Anthony. A girl crazy enough to murder her own child has to have some god tier puss.
So what happens if you just do oral? Are they at least horribly maimed?
@GayShjtSniper, they turn into garthams from the dark crystal
Id like to say id take one for the team and fvck Logan paul but i'd rather not first cut my d!ck off and then hang myself for doing suvh a thing. All the no homo's in the world wouldnt make me feel better
besides i have a deep love for women and if it lead to the death of the chick im fvcking id probablu rather not do it. it would be a shame but what are you gonna do?
@AllThanks, fųck female convicts?
My cat, because it has nine lives
@Murray Goldstein, Save some for the rest of us!
My last ex. And it's not like they'll know it was me. She slept with a loooot of other people when we dated.
So no one dies. Ok.
Joe. I would kill joe.
@clintfromhere, Fvck Joe
All that power and he rather kill himself
@megamanx181x, he wouldn't die from masturbating.
@CynicalSir, I think he’s hoping he will
@megamanx181x, ya, for sure.
@CynicalSir, rumor has it he might go blind