I've been a part of this community for years. Lurking in the shadows, up voting occasionally afraid to post for fear of not being accepted of my views and opinions. But then...then I see something like this... and...and...it just lets me know I'm in a safe place
@Trash Panda, welcome trash panda and all your trash panda memes
@Trash Panda, as long as your not a normie your accepted here
@Trash Panda, don't worry about being accepted or not. Post what you feel. There are no rules on what you are supposed to believe. It's completely up to you.
Stick a finger in her butt and then poke her in the eye and kick her in the shin
@Lonely Monkey Fart,
Panamanian Petting Zoo:
When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.
@Stacys daughter , I'm Panamanian and I find this to be so hawt my loins began to froth at the thought.
@Stacys daughter , I'm kidding I can't bring myself to even joke about that. I am half Panamanian though.
@Stacys daughter , i could have gone the rest of my life without reading that
@Lonely Monkey Fart,
When you decide the sex is boring, as you finish, pull out and cum in her eye, then kick her in the leg.
Generally a sound of 'Arrr, arrr' will come from partner
@Stacys daughter , Outback Steakhouse: both partners fvck sweaty as hell in a old beaten up 95 Holden (Chevvy for you Americans) while land down under plays on the barely functional radio
Kill your partners parents.
So that's what it's called when I do that.
Pull out, cum in your hand, then throw it in your partners face.
Before mounting your partner in the 'cowgirl' position, eat a large amount of colorful cereal so that you vomit it onto their chest while riding, imitating the sweaters the Bill Cosby was k own for wearing.
Whilst fvcking on the beach, pull your dick out and stick it in the sand before putting it back in your partner. They shouldmake a noise similar to that of a seagull.
Fvcking in a large amount of maple syrup while being watched by a moose and/or beaver.
Alabama hot pocket:
Vacate your bowels directly into her vagina, then commence copulation.
Italian lawn jockey hand-off: Conceal a midget under the bed then bang your partner from behind. Tag in the midget without your partner noticing, then go outside and wave at them through the window.
The ingenuity and creativity in coming up with these bizarre sexual activities should be applied to actually meeting women.