Oblivion guard "Stop right there criminal scum! you... *gets sucked up by tornado*
@ BubaWashington, also refer to: GTA V cops
Also picturing other officers firing wildly into it only to have the bullets fly back
@Doctor Bees, but the tornado isn’t black.
@Doctor Bees, that has Rick and Morty written all over it
This is a tornado free zone, how did it even get here?! Yeah, that's how gun free zones work
Okay this did get a good chuckle out of me
This is something police chief wiggum would attempt.
Sounds like GTA logic. Also this day in age almost wouldn't be surprised.
This is normal protocol out here in the Midwest.
I can see the US doing this
Bc we can picture it
I also like the one about the time traveler jail
@WickedStyx, how does it go?
@Ackstar , so a person dreamed that they got time travel, and traveled 20, 50, 100, 200, 500 years into the future but when they tried to go past a certain year they got caught by a time traveler jail set up by the US government that’s supposed to catch anyone going forward or back across that date. The place had been open for only like 10 minutes but it was catching literally every time traveler ever, including multiple recursive instances of this one guy trying to break himself and his copies out of jail
@WickedStyx, neat. That would make an awesome tv show
All the 9/11 tributes on tv that's why
Like that time the king went crazy and declared war on the scallops