I can see said the blind builder, who picked up his hammer and saw
He’s not telling you the whole story. He learned he could do this while serving a life sentence for serving bad puns. While he was in there, he cut a piece of wood in half with his EYES, but then, he put the halves back together. And as everyone knows, two halves make a whole and he escaped by crawling through the hole.
I had a dream last night that I was demonstrating to my family how to saw two pieces of wood in half using only my eyes. They got lost at the step where my eyeballs extended a good meter out of my head and acquired sawteeth on their lower halves.
@Kskronz, wtf kind of dream do you have...
One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you don’t believe this lie is true, ask the blind man. He saw it too.