Oh, we're doing ice breakers. My name is Mr.Sheep and I've been sober for 7 months. I have never felt the touch or even the slightest bit of affection from a whamen. Maybe because I say whamen or because use FP? Idk.
@crazysheep, guess its my turn, I'm I Grade CH Memes, i have begun to run out of memes to grade so I'm planning to retire. But i fear the everlooming return of 12+ updates of memes being left un graded. But i must pass on the torch made of graded meme sheets. Soon an apprentice will be chosen.
@I grade CH memes, um I’ll go next? I’m SweetSmiles and despite my kind and sweet personality I have a strong tendency to turn to aggression and be of bad influence. Why do I do it? Just for the fun of it, tf ya gonna do bout it? Okay who is next?
@SweetSmiles, Me next, I'm Dephenistrator. I will throw you out of the highest, glass shatteriest buildings. I hate Loss memes and I worship Sheogorath.
@Dephenistrator, Hi, I'm Orange! I'm chronically lonely due to low self worth so I try to fill the hole by sleeping with people, but it just makes me more lonely when it's over. Anyone else?
@Dephenistrator, I’m Stercus Stercus. I also hate loss memes and my only fear is that someone will translate my name and kick me out.
@stercus stercus, Oh, it’s me now? Uh, ho! Dammit! Hi! My name is mashedpotato, and I like reading crappy fanfiction and not doing my homework but still getting high grades
@MashedPotato, hi, I’m Donnie. I like memes and was elected to the Oval Office because of them. I hold women in the highest regards. And like for them to pee on me occasionally. Most people done know that I’m fluent in Russian. I’m on FP occasionally and I like the orange badge because it matches my skin color.
@Donald Trump, wow I can’t believe I get to go after the president! What an honor. Anyways I’m Mr Sarcastic, and for some reason no one ever takes anything I say seriously.
@Mr Sarcastic, Me now? Oh okay umm I'm BerserkerNinja9, I have uhh 3 uploads the highest liked one has 202 upvotes I'm pretty proud of that
@BerserkerNinja9, is it me now? Well my name is Autismo and stuckpixel won't let me upload my memes about school shootings for some reason.
@Autismo, same here I had one of fin sweating and the caption said 'When Pumped Up Kicks starts playing on the school intercom and you realise you haven't seen the emo kid all day'
My name is PottedPlant and I intake carbon dioxide and release oxygen. I am a vegan crossfitter that works for a non-profit called Save the Bees.
@BerserkerNinja9, zzzzzz.....huh wha- OH! umm... hi, im PunnyBaker and im a pastry school dropout. I got kicked out for making to many baking puns but i just kneaded the dough really bread, ya know? But i have proof i was there at yeast.
@PunnyBaker, hello my name is Bluemama, my hair is blue and I'm a Mama, why? Because I make bad decisions and I like blue.
@Bluemama, I guess I'll go, hi my name is sofakingawsim but you can call me sofa. Um I hate stupid people to the point that we should kill them off in order to save humanity. Oh and I have a 6 month old puppy named Loki
@Sofakingawsim, huh? What? Im supposed to say something? Ok, well Im StonedSloth69 and you can probably guess what im all about. Being a sloth i enjoy doing absolutely nothing but sitting around pondering lifes greatest questions. Smoking pot enhances that experience. Im the chillest and wisest sloth of them all and i love FP
@StonedSloth69, aight guess I'll go next. Hi, I'm that voice you hear. I usually do my best to give my friends great advice or random facts for fun, but I tend to get ignored a lot. Usually I just blurt out what everyone is thinking. Also I love puffins.
@StonedSloth69, Well I guess I’ll go then...I’m Kamitha and I like Mac and cheese. Like a lot. Also, I have a pupper named Zelda and she goes 4 wheeling with me in my coat.
@Kamitha, It’s my turn I guess... I’m Stacys daughter and I’m the daughter of Stacy. I complain about how much I’m sad and alone but when I have the opportunity to not be alone I usually push it away then go back to complaining about why I’m always alone. Probably because of my father leaving me at a very young age and not having much friends growing up resulting in this yearning for social activity and acceptance from others but with no social skills and a ton of anxiety, I always just yearn for it and never reach out for which destroys my mental state which might result in a suicide lol jk I also like Strawberry ice cream, anime, sports, and puppies.
@crazysheep, my name Is GunLovingMerican, i love America, guns, animals, short blonde woman and smoking cannabis in all its many forms.
@GunLovingMerican, I'll go now. My name is stupid questions and IIIIIIIIIIIII will always love you. Also, I own a sword collection.
@crazysheep, My...my name is...uh...Ahsoka02Tano. *why am I doing this* I've been on this app for...about 5 years? I'm 19 and I'm a fan of a lot of things, I'm trying expand my knowledge on mangas and animes. I'm a girl and people always doubt that I am cause it's the internet. And I prefer to be by myself and if I decide to be around people, it's with my family and close friends because most people suck.
@Stupid Questions, hello fellow sword collector! *high fives
@BerserkerNinja9, oh fvck it's my turn? Well I'm captain toothpaste and I like to swear like a sailor
also I like aheago
@Captain Toothpaste , oh hell, it's my turn. I'm *looks at crudely written words on palm* Demonbane, and I am the bane of demons.... I also love history, strategy, and killing communists.
@XxDEMONBANExX, Hi, I'm Medic135. My username is actually an obscure clue to my true identity, my career has made me cynical and incapable of expressing love or sadness and has ruined me as a human being. Also I love shooting stars memes and I'm a closet Taylor Swift fan
@Medic135, Hello, my name is The Meme Historian, I will be 23 in a month and I am a Meme Historian. I have used Funny Pics somewhere between 7-8 years. When I’m not studying memes and their history I enjoy playing video games, cooking, and crying over how broke I am.
@The Meme Historian, (we share a birth month)
@The Meme Historian, Hello! My name is Fairy Squad Mother! I’m a crazy cat lady. My “child” is my fur baby, a super soft gray tabby cat named Summer who lives to snuggle. I love him very very much and talk about him at every chance I get. My mom once told me, “I hope you one day find a human partner who loves you as much as you love your cat.” But that’s a tall order because my little Summer cuddle bug means the world to me.
@Ashoka02Tano, I dont know.... this is the internet, you might not be a girl.
@crazysheep, my name’s rod and I like to party.
I'm Jeremy and I spend all my money on a station wagon built by an automaker that no longer exists
@crazysheep, Let me guess, you won't believe me if I'm a nerd too, right? So you prefer that I change my avatar to a picture of myself? But then again, you probably still won't believe me. Just search my username on IG if you want.
@Fairy Squad Mother, Shît, I hate things. Who am I? I'm Jdrawer, and first things first, I'm the realest....
@Ashoka02Tano, no it's fine. I believe you. You dont have to go out of your way to prove to me what you are or who you are. Just be you. I hope you have a good day. Is what I would say if this wasn't the internet.
@crazysheep, thanks. And you have a nice day, too.
@Ashoka02Tano, that eyeliner is on point though *feels like a creep for going through your instagram acc*
@Naberrie, it's okay :) And I always thought my makeup was okay. I only started putting makeup on when I went out when I was 17-18, and I'm 19 now. I think I just have a knack for copying things from videos and pictures.
My name is Jonah and I am terrified of the Dutch, why am I terrified of the Dutch? Because growing up whenever I would miss behave my grandmother would threaten to sell me to the Dutch and being a no nonsense psychopath she was i believed her. No growing into maturity my fear turned more to prejudice and I now disdain Holland and fear the day I ever have to visit there. I know it’s wrong and foolish but in the back of my mind there is a small child secretly terrified of the Dutch while the adult tries to respect them for the good people they are. Thanks grandma.
Is this going to be on the test?
@megamanx181x, what?! you didn't hand in the test already?
@Dephenistrator, ...there was a test?!?
@Dephenistrator, oh man...
@Kamitha, Wait, class started already?
@Commandshark, Yeah...it’s all over, man. We all failed.
@Kamitha, Wouldn’t be the first time. Or the second.
Hey I actually live 30 mins from Chester zoo and I am starting a sociology course soon... What the hell is this coincidence.
I’m in attendance so I can pay attention to half the lecture and pretend I’ll catch the other half later
Well Chester Zoo is 40 miles away from me so at least I’ve got a bit more time.
Sub to me on iFunny I'm Strawberry