Please kill me
Well the last words I’ll hear before my gurgling death will be: “Oh dear. I’m terribly sorry but I’ll have to force choke you to death.”
@Ray213, "oh dear it seems that l blew up that planet!" For me wouda perferred anyone else but C3PO
@Ray213, at least the last words you'll hear when you suffocate won't be "messa have to kill you now"....why jar jar why
Lightsaber duel with a tuantuan... I probably deserved to die if I lose that
@darksky135, I wanna see kissed by Jaba the hut
@Duncan5769, I ended up with "Married to JarJar Binks"
Married to..... Jar Jar Binks....... *Shoots myself to end suffering*
@Ze Grammar Nazi, phew.. I have my hand chopped off by jar jar binks, but now it doesnt seem so bad.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, you stay away from the man im secretly in love with!
Secretly in love with jar jar binks.... Its true.
Trapped in an ice cave by Yoda... little green fvck.
Forced choked by jar jar binks
Married to princess Leia....*shrugs*
Kissed by C-3PO.
My planet was blown up by a unnamed stormtrooper. (That’s pretty lame)
Trapped in an ice cave by jar jar Binks.... just kill me then
Force choked by Jar Jar Binks? Hey wait a minute.. 🤤 He is the sith!
I am secretly in love with Kilo Ren... Thought this was giving me a plot in Star Wars not just spitting facts at me.
Now that's a very hairy marriage
Trapped in a Ice cave with kylo could either end well or horribly wrong
Frozen in carbonite by Darth Vader....? hmmmm
My father turns out to be Princess Leia. That’s not true! That’s impossible!
Trained in the force by Jar-Jar, no fate can be worse....
died through losing against jar-jar binks in a lightsaber duel .. sad
Trained by yoda, that seems pretty good actually
I'm secretly in love with an unknown Stormtrooper
I get married to Han Solo
Harrison Ford's is a bad boi
Alan Ehrenreich is a bad actor
Trapped in an ice cave by Luke Skywalker... the irony.
Married op chewbacca
Im fine with this
My home planet is blown up by an ewok.
Frozen in Carbonite by Jar Jar Binks
Why must we live....
@Brimstonebellosom, same my dude...
Just to suffer...
My father is Kylo Ren, my dads a b*tch
@Squanchy, and apparently he trains me in the force. I don’t think he even loves you
I have two first names. Kissed by Princess Leia / Jar Jar Binks. I'm excited and disgusted...
Son of the Emperor... aw crap I'm a spinoff villain
Big daddy Kylo ain’t so bad. At least I’m related to the sky walkers
I married c3po, oh god my social security number has been used, I am now a homeless person in crippling debt
Kissed by Boba Fett.....ill take it!
Secretly in love with... boba fett
Oh it’s not a secret
@carguy25, I got the same one and thought the same thing lol
Kissed my Jar Jar Binks...
Whoa, frozen in Carbonite by Boba Fett... really original...
Trained in the force be Darth Vader. Heck yes!!!
Married to yoda
Yas, choke me dadd-I mean, Yoda
My father turns out to be Jar Jar BiOH FVCK MEESA
Luke Skywalker shot down my ship... Guess I'm evil then?
Married to Luke Skywalker I mean shjt I'll bend over for him.
Married to Darth Vader! The honeymoon is gonna be interesting.
Frozen in Carbonite by Solo
You father turns out to be Padme?
Kylo Ren is my father. I wonder if he'll "Help me"
@ArkonOridan, I must be your parent then, because I’m married to Kylo Ren.
@Aura The Fgt, m-mom?
@ArkonOridan, Stop crying and eat your vegetables or your dad is going to lose his shjt again.
@Aura The Fgt, oh no! There goes the fridge!
Killed in a lightsaber duel with Han Solo. This is how I want to go and now refuse to go unless it is this way
Luke Skywalker freezing me in Carbonite doesn't sound like something he would do
Frozen in carbonite by an Ewok...
Force choked by Jar Jar Binks. I guess I live?
Married to boba fett, not bad
Trained in the force by Luke Skywalker........ so either I'm gonna end up like kylo or rey not too bad
Killed in a lightsaber fight by yoda. Lit
“Kissed by the Emperor.” Senpai noticed me!
Secretly in love with R2D2.
I was kissed by Boba Fett.... guess I'm gay now boi's.
"Your home planet was blown up by The Emperor."
Married to c-3po
I’m apparently Luke Skywalker
Force Choked by Jar Jar Binks...meesa number one fantasy...FML
Married to The Emperor...
Not that I'm a gold digger, but I could make this situation work