I've only been with one woman. And she kind of looks like me.
@KingSlayer, Ooo, thats scary 😬...
@KingSlayer, is it you?
@KingSlayer, Let's give him a hand!
@Man Goat, clever...
@Ribby, 50 points to Gryffindor!
@KingSlayer, KingSlayer. Are you a siscon?
@KingSlayer, was she pretty HANDy
@KingSlayer, your sister?
Here's a theory: FunnyPics pays some commentators because they are great at making witty comments and keeping things interesting. That way more people are drawn to the app. And it's just a couple of people under different usernames.
@I am a horse, well if it is true... I'm certainly not one of them. Or am I? I'm not. Or am I? I'm not though.
@I am a horse, We have been very fortunate to have some great users in our app, but we do not pay them.
@StuckPixel, that's what StuckPixel (our government) wants us to think!
Yeah... my girlfriend would hate that... *sobs loudly in my girlfriend less corner*
Telling your hand you've slept with the other
My current boyfriend and I shared all our past sexual encounters. I mean ALL. I wanted to know what he liked, what they did wrong, what they did right, how long to go, how often, what they didn't do to keep up their spark in the sex life... Everything. I really didn't care. Plus, after sharing stories, even though he's 6 years older than me, I seemed to have been more experienced than him. Hahaha.
I kinda have a new gf at the moment except it's not really official cause it's not Facebook official. We have sex just about every encounter and it's kinda cool. She says she likes me but she put me down as "alan the little bitch" as my snapchat name... is that love?
Telling my new girlfriend she looks and acts like my ex. I'm now a single man.
11 July 2014 #11July2014
Or an honest man.