Did I even use this one right?
Hey girl, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
@oh deer, why are you like this
@oh deer, 1) you can't delete that you commented.
2) I liked the first comment but you ruined it with the second one for me.
@Runnin with scissors, Sorry...I tried to edit the first one because I missed a comma but my fat finger pressed reply and that's how the second comment happened. I found a way to fix everything though. This whole episode just proves that commenting gives me anxiety ugh
@oh deer, and he sticks the landing!
Who said romance was dead??
I'd have tried: "Hey girl, are you garbage, cuz I'm gonna take you out."
That's honestly not too terrible
Hey no it's not for horses I SWEAR TO GOD
(The sum of my attempt of pickup lines)
Hey girl are you a computer? Because I will competer over you.
Hey girl are you a garbage can, cause I belong inside you
He's gotta be the trash man first so he can pick her up. It's all about being trash in the sheets.....wait that didn't sound right.
That... wasn't so bad actually