@Don Quixote Corazon, resist arrest so they have to tackle you
@ORGANIC, THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!
@Don Quixote Corazon, should’ve probably gone to Russia before I did this
@ORGANIC, death by snu snu?
@ORGANIC, resist arrest so they have to sit on ur face
Looks like I’m going to Russia. Have to cancel the shipment on that mail order bride
People on this app joke about being drunk butt I actually jusf drank a half a bottle of sailor Jerry’s and I have no idea what’s going on,
@Divided 0, oh god, the jerry's days.... so many fist fights with friends....
@Divided 0, it is saturday indeed. Please continue to get drunk. This is what saturdays are for.
Vladimir Putin deez nutz in your mouth
You see Ivan, when whole police force is woman, man will stare at them instead of committing crimes
I have been one bad mother f**ker, y’all better put me in your dungeon 😏🍆💦
*penis erected in russian
Those cops Russian sure do know how rig an erection 😉