Good thing we arent dating. That's a good way to give you a concussion.
@ThePandaPool , never heard of anyone getting a concussion from sucking dick
@ Mr Cuymenq, but crushing a dick on your forehead sounds perfectly normal to you?
@ThePandaPool , it does on saturday nights.
@ThePandaPool , I love the crunching sound it makes
@ TouchMyCatEars, the only sound I wanna hear is "gulp"
@ThePandaPool , choking sound is better
@nepheal, I find nothing sexy about a choking or gagging sound. Or teary eyes.
@ThePandaPool , how about some gagging and choking noises too?
@ TouchMyCatEars, nope nope nope...
@ Mr Cuymenq, then your partner hasn’t been doing it right
@ThePandaPool , aww :(
@ TouchMyCatEars, ikr? It’s like what’s the point.
@nepheal, exactly! in my experience guys seem to really like that.
@ Mr Cuymenq, it happens all the time. Just the other day I knocked my self out jump roping naked.
@ Mr Cuymenq, you've obviously not been dick slapped by a guy with a PA - that sh1t stings
I physically shuddered at the thought
Is that why they slap themselves in the face
Pff nine would already be flaccid and softer then ice cream by then