Accept your fate and fall
@Your Darkest Secret, except you can't because instincts kick in causing you to flail like an idiot and resist the urge to accept your fate
@Auslander, learn how to fall. Put your elbows and shoulders as far back as you can and throw your head forward pressing your chin against your chest. Your elbows should hit the ground first and slow you down followed by your shoulders. If executed correctly, the back of your head won't hit the ground. I lean back in my chair all the time and I've fallen more times than I can count. I've learned how not to bang my head.
@Auslander, this is true! When people commit suicide by jumping off buildings/bridges they often will do a last ditch effort to scramble back to the ledge last second.
Yes I am fun at partys
@Chula Charlie, always tuck your chin.... be it a fall or someone tries to put you in a choke hold from behind
@YourProudFather, hey, dad, facts are cool man! You're good!
@Auslander, I'm not good.. im dad
@YourProudFather, ugh! You're so embarrassing!! *hides face in embarrassment*
@Auslander, I was put in a choke hold once, had to bite the guys arm to get out.
@Chula Charlie, all is fair in love and war so that's OK
@Auslander, the dude was mad at me, asked why I didn't tap out. BlTCH I DON'T WATCH WRESTLING AND YOU CUT MY AIR OFF, I HAD SECONDS TO ACT AND I USED THEM!
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