@TR Infiltrator, I just squealed like a little girl and threw my phone on the floor halfway across the room. Cause I'd gotten distracted by something and hadn't noticed the gif, but then I looked at my phone...
@DemonKingDameon, *I smile evilly* This is... Homemade. *jetpacks away with confetti spraying after me in a dress, wearing no pants and singing 'Be Prepared'*
@Fantabulous Toaster, Oh no you dont! *Jumps and starts flying after him, holding a zebra print machete in one hand and the dress in the other* Get yo booty down here!
@DemonKingDameon, *paradox ensues since we are the same being but one of us is dead and the other is alive, but I just ate you so you ought to be alive too buuuuuuut you're dead, so we're in a coma*
Bad thing is, I was attempting to read all of it until I saw the spider, threw my new phone across the room
Long story short, instead of commenting from a new iPhone 6, I am commenting from my friend's new iPhone 6 plus...
WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?!?!