Don't make it so cute then.
@Sexy Stud, Really. If they didn't want that to happen they shouldn't have made it look like a tramp.
@PeanutButterPopsicle, it would've been difficult to dig up your grandma to be the model
@Sexy Stud, and pink. this just screams "put your dck in me"
*unzips pant* i don't tell you how to live your life.
@Woggboii, fvck you I'm gonna put my dick in yours
@Woggboii, You have unzipped a sound dogs make. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! *universe implodes*
Zeus. I'm gonna put my dick in it. Everyone. Don't put your dick in it... Zeus, Toooo late!!!
@mogonatural, isn't that Greek mythology in a nutshell?
I will put my dick in any pasty faced, grey haired, white guys I want
@Taquito Speedo, hey, ya free later 😉
@Taquito Speedo, well I'm not a guy so...
*looks for Jake from State Farm*
@RhettandLink, I don't...don't feel those other adjectives fit you love 😉
@Taquito Speedo, 😂and neither do they describe you my love 😂❤
*punches Jake from State Farm*
@RhettandLink, hey hey I ain't all white 😉, some parts you'd might say are black 😘
@Taquito Speedo, I'd ask for pics or it didn't happen, but...
*opens up album on my phone*
YUP. He's right.
@RhettandLink, hahaha ☺️😚
Anythings a dildo if you are brave enough.... Wait that's not quite right.
@Dr Who Fandom, *fleshlight
*puts dick in it
@Stiltzkin, next up: a nice curly dick
Don't tell me how to live my life!
Whole doesn't look big enough