If your cock is big enough to do that, I'd be too impressed to care.
@Gamasennin, hell, I'd give it a little jerk too, no homo tho
@Gamasennin, looks like I'm about to impress you and the rest of the world 😎
@Charles Manson, Likewise, my fellow well endowed sir. 😎
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, well saying no homo definitely makes it not gay.
@Gamasennin, If you're cock is big enough to do that you'd pass out every time you got a boner.
@CriTiKa1, Not necessarily, but more than likely.
Instructions not clear enough, got my dick stuck in the door handle.
Plot twist: the sign is in the women's restroom.
Doctors are furious as to how this man figured out the formula to make his cock the same girth as his fore arm. Click here to see how!~
Well now I have to
Is a sign like this necessary? Does someone have the urge to stick there schlong in a door handle?
@wolflover3561, Have you not seen the comments section? Everyone wants to stick their dick in something.
@wolflover3561, do you not?
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, yes. This is true.
@wolflover3561, if there is a sign, it means it has happened atleast once.
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, Can I stick my dick in your comment?
@BrotherNature, Only if you must
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Love is an open door?
Is it okay if you uncircumcised?
Don't tell me how to live my life