When I was in high school, my mom thought i was gay just because i had a best friend that I hung out with. I mean, sure we'd make out in front of everyone and I'd cup his balls from time to time, but damn mom, quit jumping to conclusions.
@SWAT the fireman, you did say no homo right?
@theshadosnipe, I didn't think of it at first. But once he started putting his finger in my butthole, I started saying no homo.
@SWAT the fireman, it depends if you said it before or after the finger was already in there
@theshadosnipe, before, obviously. I'm not into that gay stuff.
@SWAT the fireman, oh you're good then
If you're a girl then technically still gay
@The mortiest morty, if you're really joyous then technically still gay
They don’t know she has a dick... yet....
Can I bring A pet named Steve home for the holidays? No? Darn, too bad
Where's surprised Gumby?
Joke’s on them, I’m bisexual
@Kyroll, so you like bikes?