Plot twist: these are two completely unrelated statements and this esteemed gentleman has never engaged in incest.
@SETTLE IT IN SMASH, poor fella died without carrying on family tradition
@SETTLE IT IN SMASH, or his cousin stole his gf
@SETTLE IT IN SMASH, #captainswordsman
Was it because you shoved your face in her mouth when she wouldn't stop talking?
@Kolarbear, reference ID=119267
@Kolarbear, no, he shoved his d!ck in her mouth
I said this before,and I'll say it again, what a prima donna
Plot twist: his cousin said de would be mad at him if he broke up with his girlfriend
And then he died....
Isn't this a retoast?
He can always get a new one at the next family reunion
@Stupid Pancake, if he was alive