Jessica Lange from American Horror Story?
Yes but what if I dump hot sauce on assholes before I eat them?
@Swift Justice, ayyy 👈👈
@The Common Shaman, 😘😂
There’s a sex joke in there somewhere, I’m just too lazy to think of it rn
@The Common Shaman, SEE MY JOKE BELOW BB ;D
Ive transcended hot. My butthole hardly even recognizes heat now
@PunnyBaker, is that real? I have a friend who swears she never had spicy poops but I just find it hard to believe
@Leslie Knope 2020, i use to have worse spicy poops but the more spice i ate the more my body adapted to it. Still diuretic side effects and spicy poops on occasion but my butthole isnt near as fiery as it use to be. Like before jalapenos use to be a solid 8 screamer but now they are like a 3
@PunnyBaker, wow. Your butthole has impressed me.
@Leslie Knope 2020, wouldn't be the first time someones said that ;)
I have these batter dipped chicken fingers that I cook until they're nice and crispy then I cover them in buffalo sauce and happily enjoy a tasty meal
This is gonna hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me
TBM-Torched Bowel Movement