I'll take 20
@allanvonbatman, *rings doorbell* alright sir, I have... Uh... Ah, yes, I have 20 dog shrinking machines for you. Imma need your signature here, here and here. What do you mean that's not what you meant? *Marcus Kincaid voice* No refunds.
@A pet named Steve, love the refrence
@allanvonbatman, Me too. And some puppies as well.
@A pet named Steve, nice reference lol
@A pet named Steve, Dein gutes englisch ist echt beeindruckend.
So gut schreiben kann ich lange nich und ich bin 7 Jahre älter^^
Wollt ich nur mal gesagt haben🙄
@allanvonbatman, of the girl on the otherside
Dammit, TAKE MY MAN CARD!!!
@Steveman05, *puts it through* here you go *hands back mini man card*
@Steveman05, if my man card was taken every time I've seen an adorable pupper I'd owe someone a lot of man cards
@TORGUE FLEXINGTON, Mr torque, you're so manly you must have an infinite amount of man cards.
@A pet named Steve, NOT ONLY DO I HAVE AN INFINITE AMOUNT, I ACTUALLY HAVE ALL OF THEM!!
Not sure I would shrink as I got closer to her
Dat ass though
Either pupper would be enough for me... mini pupper or micro pupper
I like boobs
I'll take 30!
It would be better if it exchanged two small ones for the medium one.
Brb, just gotta rip up a few trees to regain some testosterone
I'll take 10!