"So Perry the Platypus, I bet you're wondering, 'Doof, what backstory do you have to share today?' Well... it's less of a backstory and more of an incident that happened at the farmer's market. You see I was trying to get some Cider, but I kept getting pushed out of the way and before I knew it, there was no more Cider! Then it occurred to me that there were too many people in the Tri-State Area, which led to my latest and greatest creation!"
"Behold; the Infinity Gauntlet-inator! With this in my hand, I will half the entire population of the Tri-State Area. Not only will it make it much easier to take over, I can finally get the Cider I was denied!!!"
"So Perry the Platypus, I bet you're wondering, 'Doof, what backstory do you have to share today?' Well... it's less of a backstory and more of an incident that happened at the farmer's market. You see I was trying to get some Cider, but I kept getting pushed out of the way and before I knew it, there was no more Cider! Then it occurred to me that there were too many people in the Tri-State Area, which led to my latest and greatest creation!" "Behold; the Infinity Gauntlet-inator! With this in my hand, I will half the entire population of the Tri-State Area. Not only will it make it much easier to take over, I can finally get the Cider I was denied!!!"