The witness went on to say, “My uncle’s is way bigger.”
@EatMyAss, but not as big as my step dad
@megamanx181x, your step dad's isn't as big as Santa's.
@CynicalSir, oh my!
Yeah. Like 2
@Smash Like Gaston, looks impressive in a 6 year olds hand
Can you really blame him for having sex with kids? What would you do if you had a child's dick. /s
@ReeseBobby, prolly not fück kids but that's just me 🐸☕️
@jizzgenerator, this makes too much sense
@ReeseBobby, Accumulate a huge stash of really weird porn and then center my identity around it while using jokes and hyperbole as a cry for help.
Good thing I don't do that.
@ReeseBobby, I would probably just put it back where I found it
Jesus these comments are darker than the pedophile
This guy is more upset about his penis size then the act of fuvking a child...
@megamanx181x, well he wouldn't have done it if he thought it was wrong in his mind.
@CynicalSir, yea but being arrested and in a court of law you think he fake some remorse and believing what he did was wrong to get a tiny bit of pity for his sentencing
@megamanx181x, some people are just too messed up for that.
@CynicalSir, truth be that
On the brighter side of things, he's gonna find out what "big" is in prison...
That's public record now. Centuries from now historians will remember this as the pedophile with a small dick. That's.... that's pretty rough.
That's public record now. Centuries from now historians will remember this guy as the pedophile with a small dick. That's.... that's pretty rough.
Think if you will. Who is Napoleon? That short French guy that is apparently not that short and took over Europe for a bit. Who is Abe Lincoln? Yeah.... umm you know. Cherry tree, freed slaves, cool hat. Who is ______? Oh! Small dick pedophile. This is what history does to us. Brings us down to a paltry few memorable pieces of our whole selves. What will you be remembered for?
The comments here make me wanna kill myself