@seeUpee, wouldn't bacon wrapped around steak be much easier to achieve? I can't picture myself wrapping a good sirloin around a strip of bacon very easily
"Well, how come no bacon?"
"Bacon is extra."
"WHAT!? You call this a sandwich and it doesn't have bacon on it!?"
"THERE ARE NO SWINE EVIL ENOUGH TO SACRIFICE UPON OUR BED OF EVIL!... And lettuce. BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE!"
Bro! No meat in the world is too good for bacon! Not your meat, my meat... hell, bacon can even go on bacon!