Insane or insanely smart
Masturbating in the driveway, the absolute mad lad
@Ray213, need to put that on my bucket list
@seeUpee, have it be the last entry. Go out wanking
My dad has an automatic walker for Pokémon Go. His "walks" look like that too.
@Pyvin, That's just cheating with less steps.
@onetoendall, and the pun award goes to...
How worn out are those sneakers from turning?
@megamanx181x, NASCAR type pit stops to replace one shoe wearing out faster than the other
@Polish Bob, I would be so entertained to see this
@megamanx181x, There was a shoe commercial (Adidas or Nike, can't remember), that did this exact premise. I won't ruin it. Find it on YouTube, it's great.
That looks like a pretty big driveway.
Just wear a fitbit while charging your watch.
Probably put the Fitbit on the dog