Well you know what, that spork is doing his best.
@gmastern1996, his best isn't good enough for our country
Make the end a knife for price of 1.
"Don't half àss two things. Whole àss one thing."
I could but didnt do the half to do twice as much as to multitask but did do that
@DrunkenMonkey6303, The FBI is working 24/7 to try and figure out what you just saif
But I crap while looking at funny pics
I once glued a flashlight to a rubber band gun. So... Yeah...
Been in this app for almost 2 years! Finally created an account, I was very lazy.
Its a Fpoon
My dad always says this when people tell him women are better because they can multitask
Yay an upload!
Yet another unrealistic expectation for cutlery worldwide
*throws confetti* "my entire schooling life"