Spiders are everywhere!
*inserts comment about how uploaders name is fitting
@retiredxcrunner, I have uploaded non-statistic based jokes, but stuckpixel just ignores them... It is my dream to upload a picture that isn't statistic based.
@Fake Statistic, One day! Keep submitting pics.
@Fake Statistic, It'll happen. I used to only get clothing-related pics uploaded on here, but look at me now!
@Fake Statistic, today i saw that on my water bottle it said "for every minute of anger, you lose 60 seconds of happiness". *insert you dont say meme here*
@Fake Statistic, I won't lie, it's pretty cool that you've replied to me as the uploader and that I've finally gotten a highly rated comment. I've been watching and observing the do's and donts for so many years on this app I feel like I should give a longer speech. *walks away abruptly
I guess I didn't need this planet anyway. *Sets fire to earth*
@Abominable Snowdog, I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to start a flame in your heart
@Wolfbane, some people just want to see your heart burn.
@Wolfbane, excuse me but do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.
@Abominable Snowdog, *Fallout 3 music plays* I don't want to set the world on fire...
@Abominable Snowdog, lets set this world on fire! *bass drop*
Scientist have discovered that 78% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 March 2014
Where will you be...?
It's just statistical. Some people are probably within 3 feet of a hundred spiders, and some aren't within a hundred miles of a single spider. That's why I choose to live in Antarctica...
Am I the only one not afraid to kill a spider to be honest it's kinda fun
Why would you tell people this?! Had no one heard of "Blissfully ignorant"?!
Not while I'm in town....
What if you were in a pool that was round, had a 4 foot radius, and was 4 feet deep? Or if you were on a trampoline and jumped 4 feet in to the air?
@lakewood20, then the spider... Is you!
@Booty butt cheeks, I hate you. So much.
This is why sports such as skydiving and swimming are fun
What about whilst skydiving?