Your attempts at intelligent diction are admirable, but ultimately futile. My verbosity is unparalleled, and I will use this faux-intellectualism to denigrate you until you capitulate, no matter how ludicrous my position may be.
@Italian Mobster, what did you just say about my momma?
@Italian Mobster, fυck yo momma
@Italian Mobster, Replace all the yous with thous and it will work
@Italian Mobster, and if you don't go away, I shall taunt you a second time!
@I Are Lebo, and if that doesn't work you can always fart in their general direction and call the cops.
*For anyone unawares, that arrest scene was real.*
@Italian Mobster, T.I.? Is that you?
@Italian Mobster, the internet but with a far greater grasp on language.
@Italian Mobster, You trying to sound smart is neat but wont work. My words are the best and i will use my fake smartness to bring you down until you give up. Even if I'm wrong.
"Watch ya mouth.. and help me wit da sale"
Talking smart to people who obviously don't have your level of knowledge makes you just as stupid as them
"Now you found yourself a n*gga"
"Today's forecast, dark and cloudy, and a chance of drive by"
That's why you always phase what you're saying as if you were talking to a 4 year old...because there's a 60% chance you're talking to a 4 year old