Everything you've ever known is a lie... Except for the fish. We still have fish
@TrueJewBear, as if you haven't eaten them
@TrueJewBear, agree with CobyDeSanta, something is fishy about this
@Sweet or Sour, there's no salmon at petco
@TrueJewBear, mebbe that is the lie, actually it is a lie - there is salmon in the cat food aisle...
@Sweet or Sour, *starts sweating*
@TrueJewBear, *sweating intensifies*
@TrueJewBear, *intense sweating intensifies even more intensely*
@TrueJewBear, takes the heat lamps from the reptile habitats and shines on the darkest part of fur. Pulls out notebook again. So Mr. True...or is this a cover? Another Lie perhaps? *proceeds with 34 min grilling...of the chicken by-products*
Sounds like my first time having intercourse.
@Ray213, I'm sorry, but this is probably the funniest comment I have personally seen in a while. Up vote for you!
@Ray213, why were there fish involved?!!!???!??!!!
@a shiny haunter, I was misled into having hentai intercourse
@Ray213, ahh! You mean cephalopodian copulation?
@a shiny haunter, afraid so
@Ray213, you poor soul
This reminds me of the time my uncle took me on his boat to go see a mermaid
What lies beneath are fish
My fake girlfriend is giving me "signs" of what she has to offer
With everything we've been through, how do I know the fish aren't a lie either?
Looks like the Long John Silvers marketing team is running out of ideas.
@The stuff of legend , but they use real fish.....chum counts amirite?
Isn't this a new twenty/-ones pilots song?