1 like and I'll eat my own ass
@Colombian Sugar, aw man, I can't believe you guys are making me do this
@Colombian Sugar, now you gotta eat 8 asses.
@The Freaking FBI, oh man *putting on chapstick* you guys are so messed up
@The Freaking FBI, correction 11 times
@Colombian Sugar, ps, I’m gonna need proof
@Colombian Sugar, for scientific reasons, of course
@Colombian Sugar, eighteen now
@Stupid Questions, dude we’re up to 30
@Thane of Deez, I believe you meant 31
@Just Dan, you mean 43 right?
@Colombian Sugar, 52 asses
@The only panda god, 65 keep it goin’ people
@NoLongerLurking, 68, waiting for my turn now.
@Colombian Sugar, it's at 69 likes.. so I cant be the one to change that
@An Everyday Penguin, nice
50 likes and I'll post a pic doing it
Edit: So I guess I didn't make it clear: This was meant as an ironic joke. I was trying to be funny but obviously people took it as me trying to get likes. NEVER have I cared about likes or top comment or whatever, you can look through my history and you'll see that. I hate having to even explain this but it really does make me upset when I think someone misinterpreted what I said or posted or when I made a mistake I later regret. If this is the first post you've seen of mine, I'm really sorry that this is the first impression you got from me. I love this community and everyone in it, and so far I've really enjoyed being a part of it, laughing and joking around with you guys. But, since so many people did like it, and took it as me being serious, I will do it, just so I keep to my word, even if I was joking. :)
@PunsAndGlory, *cough* attention whore *cough*
@PunsAndGlory, oh, now that's just cheating.
@Smash Like Gaston, You're not wrong. Attention turns me on. I liked when people watch me so I can feel approval and acceptance from people on the internet because my own family doesn't give me enough even though they love me and I have a stable home life.
@Smash Like Gaston, I also never specified which picture
@PunsAndGlory, why did you need to immediately go to such a depressing route? Now I can't mock you... sorry...
@ThePandaPool, Nah man, it's all good :)
@PunsAndGlory, Sorry, that was too bland for someone like me
Time for me to spell out all the things that I see
You're begging for attention in the worst of ways
Looking for praise by using all the shjtty plays
"Give me likes and I'll post a pic"
That upvote bullshjt makes me sick
Try earning it the proper way
Like being creative or having something funny to say
You're just proving that you're damn near a whore
And you know the thirsty fvcks on here will eat it up for sure
And I'm not done, there is so much more
I hate all the things you say right down to my core
You use sex to sell but somehow you're a virgin?
You give advice on dicks without experiencing one in person?
And let's not forget the time you said you're kink is doggystyle
You think that's a kink? You're off by a mile
But sex sells and you're feeding into the thirst
All so you can get to that position that is first
And try to take it from @pandapool
But you're just going to end up looking like a fool
At what point is the attention from random strangers on the internet not enough
And then you feel the times get tough
And suddenly you aren't feeling so fickle
And end up sucking dick for only a nickel
@Smash Like Gaston, I guess I just got roasted
from some fool being boastful
about his mad rhyme skill
come on dude, it's just a thrill
a joke you could say
but you had to go and throw some insults my way
why you gotta play me like this
when I'm just here to give a few gifts
a few laughs to brighten up some days
but then you gotta jump into the fray
and ruin the moment
with your shjtty comment
now which one of us
is showing off thus?
also you might wanna pay more attention
in English class instead of detention
Instead of spending time insulting people on the internet
why don't you go fail at makin' your girl wet
Oh but I'm just a virgin
I can't be a burden
and yet I just roasted you
so go and get off the loo
and then make some bars
that'll really leave some scars
I know my bars are weak, but I hope it's all in good fun, man. :) You did really well with yours, I'm more of a prose fan myself lol.
@PunsAndGlory, almost there... I suggest the left one
@megamanx181x, It's a surprise
@PunsAndGlory, Ok I'm going to assume you're done adding on
I know that whole comment started with "I just got smashed by Gaston"
Then you added a line... then you added some more
What, all because I called you an attention whore?
Excuse me for just speaking the facts
About how you really aren't a class act
And one day you'll give it up just for a big mac
Or maybe it'll be a whopper and fries
Spitting bars at me will be your final demise
Who am I kidding, spitting isn't your style
I'm sure you swallow everything that's within a mile
Don't get it twisted that wasn't an innuendo
That was more akin to the pink dude from nintendo
What about my English is so hard to understand?
I'm sorry in the south they don't teach you to expand
But when rhyming agaisnt me it's necessary
To have an IQ higher than 33
And sexual advice coming from you
Is the same as a math teacher who hasn't figured out 2+2
I'm done with these rhymes
You aren't worth my time
The difference between us is I'm Shakespearean theater and you're just a pantomime
And I'll get downvotes because I'm roasting a girl
And you'll get upvotes "because you really rocked his world"
While battling me helps forward your agenda
I want people to know you're faker than splenda
@Smash Like Gaston, Haha, that's really good, you got me! And yeah, I did add it on because yknow that thing where you're like "oh wait I could've done so much better" after an argument?
I really hope I didn't offend you or anything. That wasn't my intention. I was trying to be funny but if it didn't come across that way then I apologize. :)
@PunsAndGlory, did I hear a sinful challenge get posted?!?!? IM GETTING EXCITED !!!!! BRING FORTH THE SINS BABY !!!!!!
@DrSin, More like a cancer challenge because it will not be pretty
@PunsAndGlory, Judging by your profile pic, no thanks.
@PunsAndGlory, DR SIN, loves all sin, do you think if I cared about looks? If i did half of you people wouldnt be borne?!?!?! I do my best to make sure sinful actions happen
@PunsAndGlory, o7 you have earned this strange stranger's respect( whatever that means)
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, that's like earning chlamydia because you had sex, no one wants what you have to offer. Have a glass of water if you're thirsty.
@PunsAndGlory, Why are you like this?
@Kamitha, I was dropped on my head as a child
@PunsAndGlory, Seriously though, why do you keep using sex to get likes?
@Kamitha, I don't? If that's the way it comes across as, I never meant for it to. A lot of people use sexual innuendos and jokes on here.
@PunsAndGlory, Oh yeah they definitely do. But it seems thats all you use. Talking about being a virgin and your kink is getting it doggy style. And now you want the community to give you likes so they can see what it looks like to cūm on your face.
@Kamitha, Most of that was joking around or not to be taken seriously. And as I corrected in the comment previously, that whole like thing was a joke. I was trying to be ironic. And I honestly had no clue what this even meant but obviously people can't tell (I'm sure it's my fault since I'm not as clear as I'd like to be). I just like making jokes and messing around, as I'm sure everyone else on this app does. I didn't come here to get likes, I don't want or need them. And I certainly don't want anyone thinking negatively of me, because I truly don't mean to come off that way. I agree I should've been more clear with the previous comment and worded it a different way.
@PunsAndGlory, I saw your correction.
If you didn’t come here to get likes, then why do you comment. You have already stated that you need the approval for validation, so I don’t believe you when you say the original post was ironic. I really don’t understand why all of your comments are sexual.
@DrSin, Look, dude. You’re fvcking creepy. You make people uncomfortable. I like your real posts when you aren’t trying to be a caricature or some weird pervert. You seem like a smart guy. Stick with that.
@Kamitha, you know me not, i am just a name with no face, do you really think you know who I am? For all you know the intelligence leads me to madness or hostility, don’t think you know who is behind the name just because you like one part of who I am, if I want to be creepy let me be, I ain’t following you around calling you anything. If you don’t like it move on, Jesus can’t even have fun anymore, too many butt hurts
@Kamitha, wait. Is that what an “ahegao face” means?
I thought she just had mashed potatoes or lotion on her face. My mind is now corrupted
@PunsAndGlory, huzzah, 50 likes. I expect a picture doing this with a screenshot of this comment
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, for being the cock Johnson , you have very little knowledge of what’s makes you rock hard huh lol
@DrSin, yeah, you're having fun, but not the people who's comments you reply to. Shjts weird. Why would a female want to comment, and have fun, knowing you're lurking and waiting to say something creepy?
@Smash Like Gaston, oh my fault I didn’t know the fücking internet police was here!!! Let me be more curious to strangers on the internet, while I’m at it let me be nice and upvote you, no, I do what I want because I give no fücks about your opinion on what is and isn’t creepy. Honestly you don’t like it, don’t comment, it’s that easy, jeez, booty hurt to the max over here
So much cancer in this comment thread.
I am a long time lurker who has only just made an account recently but I've been reading comments for a while. This picture has brought about a spectacular ass eatery joke👌 but it also has some of the most pointless aggression I've seen. Time to
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Well, I have yet to see any of the style on the right.
Or for that matter I've never seen it look like the pic on the left. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.... Nah, probably not.
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