Haven't seen any for my people yet. Figured I'd give it a go.
She's cute 😛
@Put It In, lmao that's @OneHellOfAButler (aka the girl who made and uploaded the picture)
@xXRoadSpikeXx, Well she is very cute.
@xXRoadSpikeXx, I don't know about that, this was on reddit a while before it was here.
@Dr Simon Acula, I don't have a Reddit account. There might have been something similar on it, but I thought of this and made it specifically for FunnyPics.
How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
You bring a dustpan to Auschwitz.
@Hairy Cane, what's the difference between a Jew and a bullet?
A bullet actually leaves the chamber
@Hairy Cane, we see what you said
@Hairy Cane, What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
@Hairy Cane, hahahahaha, this is amazing.
In related news: I'm probably going to hell.
@Hairy Cane, man these jokes are hotter than a German oven!
@Hairy Cane, How do you get a Jewish girls number?
Roll up her sleeve
@Hairy Cane, what's the difference between a pile of dead Jews and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage
@Hairy Cane, why do shower heads have 12 holes?
Jews only have 10 fingers
@Nicer Canadian, Don't let rhe other Canadians carch you saying that or they'll revoke your citizenship for being mean.
@Nicer Canadian, how many Jews can you fit in a car?
Two in the front, three in the back, and a million in the ash tray.
@Gamasennin, but I love everyone! It's all in good fun
@Hairy Cane, how do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You roll up her sleeve.
@Hairy Cane, well you went there, kudos.
@Nicer Canadian, good lord another one. Bravo fyi im a jew
@fuddruckers, love youuu
@Hairy Cane, how do you fit twenty Jews into a Volkswagen?
@Nicer Canadian, as a fellow Canadian i am forced to take action. Unless you have at least 2kg of bacon, a pet caribou and 1 liter of maple syrup
@Guy Who Said FIRST, I have several of said things
@Nicer Canadian, sorry than my fellow brother/sister may we slowly take over the world using kindness and peace
@Guy Who Said FIRST, brother, and slowly but surely
@Nicer Canadian, amen
@Hairy Cane, what's the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.
@imustkillbunnies, What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus, Santa Claus goes down the chimney
@feelgoodbutter, being the Jewish girl that uploaded this horrible joke, trust me, you're good. These kinds of jokes are funny!
@Nicer Canadian, I'm lovable
@OneHellOfAButler, See, you're a good person. You can take a joke. I was playing Cards Against Humanity with 2 Catholics (I was one), and a Jewish kid in the group. He was making Holocaust jokes, we were making Pope rape jokes.
@Hairy Cane, how do you get a Jewish girls number?
Just look at her arm.
@OneHellOfAButler, did you just upload it or did you actually make it too?
@OneHellOfAButler, why did hitler commit suicide?
He saw his gas bill
@The Aussie, I made it too
@Hairy Cane, I laughed... Is that wrong?
Congratulations, you have won the Internet. I proudly present you with the It doesn't get more f#$&ed up than this award. Prize money will come in the form of scheckels, and have a great day.
@The Lost Reference, *shmeckles
Uploader, is that you? You're so pretty!!
@SqurtieMan,Aw, thank you!😊
@OneHellOfAButler, We need to have children...ya know someone's gotta repopulate...it's for the church.....n stuff...
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, Sorry, can't do it. I burst into flames whenever I enter a church.
@OneHellOfAButler, Yeah me too. The churchgoers spit at me and call me this guy called lucifer. Sounds like a cool guy
@SqurtieMan, you got that right
@OneHellOfAButler, you can really pull off those glasses, looks amazing 👍🏻
@Can yew knot, Thank you! I had actually run out of contacts that day and had to use my glasses 😊
I don't get.... oh...
@Firecracker Jim, i don't get it actually
@GRIMthaREAPER, During the holocaust gas chambers were often referred to as "showers"
I am Jewish so I can confirm this
Wha... Oh. OOOOHHHH.
Then we barter with the water company to make sure we don't spend more then we have to
I was waiting for a Jewish one. This pleases me.
Boy, that escalated quickly
What was the Hispanic one?
I'd hit that And by that I mean like button cuz this girl is both hot and funny.
Is it me, or is the butler totally bangable
@Roland Ravenclaw, Well if that's not a confidence booster, I don't know what is! 😂
You should change your name to ONEHELLOFASEXYBUTLER
Oh fvck. That was brutal.
This has been the only one of these shower things that made me laugh.
Why are her glasses on in the shower?
@Gamasennin, so I can see if it's a shower head for gas or water
@OneHellOfAButler, Holy balls, you made this? You are a courageous lion!
@Handless Juggler , I did! The last one before this was a German dude, so I figured it would only be natural for a Jewish one to come after. I had actually been waiting for one for a while now, but it didn't seem like there would be one. I figured I'd give it a go.
@OneHellOfAButler, You went dark. It made me uncomfortable. Releasing that tension is when laughter comes out 😅
Then we count our shekels.
Best one yet
As a Jewish guy i approve this message
I am Schmendrick the magician! Last of the Red Hot Swamis!
If you get that reference please marry me.
Always always always too soon
Apparently Jews shower with their glasses on as well
Not enough sheckels.. I call bullshjt
She's not really Jewish; if she were she wouldn't wear her $300 glasses in the shower where the lens could be damaged