Are they hiring?
What a time to be alive
@Stuckpixel Police, thanks Chad
@KillerCactus33, good job lloyd
@KillerCactus33, Science has gone just far enough for pleasure
Hahaha...this is so stupid. Everybody know that girls don't fart.
@PhoShizzle, haha well mine farts....wait if that's true, then she's a man, I'm dating a man....but a man with boobs....Yeah I'm cool with it.
@gaugeblackwood, if your girl been to Bangkok recently....you might be in for a surprise.
@PhoShizzle, she has now has a better beard then me, I'm more jealous then anything
@gaugeblackwood, okay okay. Let's sit down and figure this out. Look at all the subtle clues.
Does she beat you at arm wrestling a lot? Does she keep punching you in the arm and call you a pu$$y for flinching? Has she ever tried to bend you over?
If you answer yes to any of these question, I would advise you to marry her cuz she's the best d@mn thing you'll ever have in your entire life!!!
@PhoShizzle, oh my god!!!! I must find the manliest rings ever....I got it, bacon wedding rings....patent pending on this shiz
@gaugeblackwood, man...I swear I have no idea what she sees in you.
Gum wrapper ring and wedding bacon bouquet.
@PhoShizzle, she sees bacon, that's all love needs
@PhoShizzle, lol everbody knows they fart rainbows.
@PhoShizzle, you my friend, are what i call a green horn.
Part of me kinda wants to be that guy, until I realize how shjtty this job could be.
@Conman33, *Looks at resume* Professional... butt-sniffer?
@Rias Gremory, haha. That made me think of Peter Griffin. "Butt Sniffer! Get your Butt Sniffer!"
@Rias Gremory, idk I feel like there's a lot of competition for that job. Granted 99% of applicants are dogs.
I wonder how u get some one to pose like this for a magazine.
Inhale da booty.
Is that... Roro and Sophy?
Of course they won the 'good look' award.
Does it work on queef?
Yep it's a butt
This stuff will be the end of brazilian fart fetish