Yes, platonic love DOES count so don’t forget that too.
I was gonna pervert this one myself, but I guess I'll just wait for @drsin. You better put real effort into this one. Dont disappoint me.
@ThePandaPool , Do you mind if I take a stab at it?
@The Flame War, oh I encourage it.
@ThePandaPool , Touch: If your friend has a habit of sticking their finger up you ass and other bodily orifices that is an obvious sign of love.
Quality time: If said friend regularly invites you to do fun activities together like joining the church of satan and sacrificing small animals during the summer solstice you know what that means.
Word: The words you friend uses when talking to you are equally as important. If they mention "the fallen angel", "the seventh circle" or "the final resting place" regularly while addressing you that means they are head over heels for you.
Gifts: It is common for good friends to share gifts but if one starts gifting things of higher value or things that they like and think you'll like as well, things like oujia boards, decapitated animal heads and vials containing the blood of virgins, that means they are looking for something more out of that relationship.
Acts: The way someone acts near you as oposed to other people can reveal a lot about their...
@The Flame War, ...feelings for you. For Instance: if, when they find themselves alone with you, they start speaking in the cursed tongue or start creating a portal to the underworld, ding ding ding.
Pro Tip: I you find one or more of your friends behaving this way, remember... Escape while you can. There is still time. Don't let them drag you to the cursed land. I was foolish enough to go along with their proposals and I've been trying to escape ever since. I don't have much time but you can... Is someone there...? oh no... No... NOOOOOOOOOO...
@The Flame War, If he doesnt try to top you, I'm gonna be pissed...
@ThePandaPool , I have laid my hand and I'm waiting for him to do so too.
@ThePandaPool , give me a minute, I’m gonna get really weird here and not gonna lie I’m gonna use actual real life moments I’ve had with friend.
@ThePandaPool , Touch: has your friend felt the inside of your mouth with their tongue? Have you been penetrated by appendages other than a finger or a penis, have they been inside you deeply.
Words: do you slightly choke them as the scream/ moan your name followed by OH MY GOD, have they whispered harder daddy into your ears, have you hear them gag on your genitals?
Acts: do they pretend to be pinned on your bed against their will? Does their mannerism show dominance or they act as they deserve punishment? Do they act like a puppy on a leash? Do they act as if they cannot live without your body fluids ?
Pro tip, this is a sinful relationship between you and your friend, never ever question wherever you should or shouldn’t, always lead with your vagina or penis!!!! Love fast eat ass !
@DrSin, Bravo! Bravo!! Although I am slightly concerned that, according to you, you based this on true events.
@The Flame War, friend who is EMT, Friend who is a Marine now a cop, friends with a stripper yes not joking, friends with people who have worked in porn, dudes fücking wild, so my life is very odd
@DrSin, I would have though that the physical manifestation of sin would have a weird life story and weird friends and I guess I was right.
@DrSin, did not disappoint. Good job my friend.
You know i care for you if i share you memes
This just seems like gay dudes not really “just best bros”
I've been f*cked over by people who pretended to be my friend enough that I try to be friends with others, and will attempt to try to make friends, but ultimately just end up thinking they don't like me and don't want to be my friend, because the ones that used/manipulated me would tell me no one likes me and I should be grateful they were my friend.
It would take someone coming to my house unannounced just to spend time with me to prove it. That's how we do friendship in the our part of the midwest. I now live on the west coast where that's frowned upon.
Suffice to say, I'm pretty lonely.
@CaseCat, East coast. But not so lonely.
Don't lose touch with those who still hold to the unannounced method. That includes yourself :)
The last three posts should have been cropped out in all honesty.
There is a book on this they use in the military a lot: The 5 Love Languages. I recommend everyone read it, single or not, because the information will help you in other social situations as well.
@nightweaver, is it by Gary Chapman?
@Zbatchbear, aye, it is.
I’m a money person. If I buy you something I like you
I'm touch and words, so grab my ass and tell me I'm awesome and I'm yours.
I show affection by biting