*incoming inappropriate jokes*
When you unleash the power of every nut nutted in the history of nutkind into her mouth and she's not expecting it
@Doctor Professor Cox, and swallows it like a champ
@Doctor Professor Cox, Chris Hansen would like you to take a seat
@Doctor Professor Cox, *Calls police*
@Doctor Professor Cox, stay right where you are, I'm calling the police
@Doctor Professor Cox, 😳....bruh.
@Doctor Professor Cox, #underappreciatedcomments
@Doctor Professor Cox, I bestow unto thee the medal of savagery
Giving babies McDonalds should be considered child abuse.
Why are the top two comments on a picture of a baby drinking something about semen? They're funny comments, I admit, but just why?
@Note book page, They're good comments, Bront.
@Note book page, the description called it.
When you put too much rum in your rum an coke
When you grow up thinking semen is sweet because it has sugar in it
When you go to McD and get and orange Hi C and they give u an orange fanta.
My face at the thought of doing extra work.
When you tell the bartender "Fvck me up fam"
When you expect tea but it's pepsi